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Weekly Signals · May 24, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · May 24, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🟢 Normal 1/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Bust regime or weak breadth (8/13 assets bullish) INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&
Market Commentary — Week of May 24, 2026
The Largest Company in America Grew Revenue 85%. The Bond Market Didn't Care. Nvidia just posted $81.6 billion in quarterly revenue — up 85% year-over-year — with 75% gross margins and $58 billion in net income. The stock barely moved. Meanwhile, the 10-year Treasury breached 4.6%, the 30-year
Pro Signals · May 17, 2026 · ⟳ REBALANCE
Weekly Signals · May 17, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · May 17, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🟢 Normal 1/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Bust regime or weak breadth (10/13 assets bullish) INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&
Pro Signals · May 17, 2026 · ⟳ REBALANCE
Weekly Signals · May 17, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · May 17, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🟢 Normal 1/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Bust regime or weak breadth (10/13 assets bullish) INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&
Market Commentary — Week of May 17, 2026
The S&P 500 has rallied 9% and the NASDAQ 15% from their late-March lows. Semiconductors now represent 18% of the S&P 500, up from 14% at the start of the year. Nvidia alone is larger than the entire healthcare sector. The market is pricing in a
Pro Signals · May 11, 2026 · ⟳ REBALANCE
Weekly Signals · May 11, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · May 11, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🟢 Normal 0/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Bust regime or weak breadth (11/13 assets bullish) INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&
Pro Signals · May 04, 2026 · ⟳ REBALANCE
Weekly Signals · May 04, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · May 04, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🟢 Normal 0/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Bust regime or weak breadth (11/13 assets bullish) INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&
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Market Commentary — Week of May 2, 2026
Earnings Season Rewrites the Playbook — But the Models Are Watching What's Underneath The S&P 500 hit new all-time highs. The post-March rally has been relentless — from down 4% for the year at the end of March to up 5% as of this week. The NASDAQ swung
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Pro Signals · April 27, 2026 · ⟳ REBALANCE
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Weekly Signals · April 27, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · April 27, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🟢 Normal 0/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Bust regime or weak breadth (11/13 assets bullish) INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&
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Market Commentary - Week of April 26, 2026
StoicFunds Signal Check * Macro Regime: In transition. The S&P continues to climb above 7,000, posting new all-time highs. But oil is ticking higher again with Hormuz still functionally closed. The regime hasn't officially flipped — DBO and GLD momentum still elevated relative to SPY and TLT
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Pro Signals · April 20, 2026 · ⟳ REBALANCE
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Weekly Signals · April 20, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · April 20, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🟢 Normal 0/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Bust regime or weak breadth (12/13 assets bullish) INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&
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Market Commentary - Week of April 18, 2026
StoicFunds Signal Check * Macro Regime: Shifting. S&P crossed 7,000 for the first time — up 4.5% for the week. Oil plunged 11.45% on Friday after Iran declared Hormuz "completely open." If oil holds lower and equities hold above prior highs, the regime could flip
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Market Commentary - Week of April 13, 2026
Iran — Ceasefire Announced, Strait Still Closed * Trump gave Tuesday-night deadline to Iran. At the last minute, announced a two-week ceasefire. Iran pledged to reopen the Strait of Hormuz * Oil collapsed 15% on the news. S&P closed +2.5% * But VP Vance called it a "fragile truce"
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Pro Signals · April 13, 2026 · ⟳ REBALANCE
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Weekly Signals · April 13, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · April 13, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🟢 Normal 0/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Bust regime or weak breadth (10/13 assets bullish) INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&
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Pro Signals · April 06, 2026 · ⟳ REBALANCE
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Weekly Signals · April 06, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
STOICFUNDS QUANTITATIVE MARKET SIGNALS Weekly Signal Report · April 06, 2026 MACRO REGIME 🔴 Inflationary Bust Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets. CANARY SYSTEM 🔴 Ultra-Safe 3/4 signals negative MODEL CONSENSUS 🔴 Bearish Canary system in Ultra-Safe mode — all systems defensive INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W) TICKER ASSET SCORE SIGNAL SPY S&P