Market Commentary - Week of April 13, 2026
Iran — Ceasefire Announced, Strait Still Closed
- Trump gave Tuesday-night deadline to Iran. At the last minute, announced a two-week ceasefire. Iran pledged to reopen the Strait of Hormuz
- Oil collapsed 15% on the news. S&P closed +2.5%
- But VP Vance called it a "fragile truce" on Wednesday. By Wednesday evening, Iran accused the US of violating the ceasefire and said the Strait would remain closed
- Sticking point: Iran believes ceasefire covers Lebanon. US and Israel say it does not
- Vance leading peace talks in Pakistan — reporting suggests US is choreographing behind the scenes; Pakistan PM's first post had "draft" at the top. These are US-initiated negotiations to exit a quagmire
- Three aircraft carriers now in position. Possibility that talks are cover to rearm. Past pattern (JCPOA, Feb/June negotiations) has been: negotiate → attack
- Economic damage still filtering through. European airlines weeks away from jet fuel shortages. Ireland already seeing protests. Some gas stations dry
- Iran's leverage: controls 20% of global oil supply through Strait. Reportedly charging $2M tolls in RMB to Chinese accounts. Could potentially become a nuclear power in months. Regional hegemon status cementing
- Nuclear escalation assessment: Professor Pape argues fallout risk makes ground-detonated nuke unlikely, but airburst remains a possibility that limits fallout. "A very dangerous situation"
Q1 Recap — Tough Quarter, Energy the Sole Standout
- S&P -4%, NASDAQ -7%
- Six of eleven sectors up: Energy +37%, Materials +9%, Utilities +8%, Consumer Staples +7%, Industrials +4%, Real Estate +2%
- Five sectors down: Healthcare -5%, Communications -7%, InfoTech -9%, Consumer Discretionary -9%, Financials -10%
- Energy's +37% is entirely war-driven. Occidental and Valero up 58% and 52%. US energy sector ~size of entire Saudi Arabian economy, yet only 4% of S&P
- Healthcare broken safety trade: UNH -18%, Centene -20%, Humana -32%. CMS raised 2027 Medicare Advantage pricing to 2.5% (vs. initial 0.09%). UNH +10% Tuesday on final pricing — mostly short covering
- Tech is 33% of S&P. When tech drops 9%, the market can't hold up
Software — The SaaS Era Is Cracking
- Adobe -31%, ServiceNow -32% in Q1
- For the first time in decades, software P/Es are below the market multiple. The group has been humbled
- Framework: Software valuations rested on two assumptions going up every year — seat growth and pricing power. AI erodes both. Seat growth slows as AI agents replace human users. Pricing power weakens as AI-native competitors enter at lower cost
- Private equity buying binge of software companies 2018–2022 now underwater. "Every one of those transactions is underwater and probably by a lot." PE sector "buried in software"
- Multiple compression is severe: stocks down AND multiples lower — the classic double-hit for a broken thesis
Private Credit — Stress Intensifies, But Opportunity Emerging
- Blue Owl OCIC (flagship $36B): 21.9% redemption requests — unheard of levels
- Blue Owl OTIC ($3.3B tech-oriented): 41% redemptions, capped at 5%
- Carlyle CTAC ($7B): 16% redemption notice, honored only 5%
- Moody's moved OCIC outlook to negative. Also changed the entire BDC industry outlook to negative
- Silver lining: credit spreads widening = future loans more lucrative
- Blackstone closed $10B opportunistic credit fund (oversubscribed) — institutional only
- Goldman lined up $10B+ in institutional commitments in weeks for new direct lending drawdown fund
- The pattern: distress in existing funds, massive capital raising for new vintages. The next generation of private credit loans will be underwritten at much better spreads
- Eisman on PE growth: "Intellectual disguise" — institutional investors use PE's opacity as "volatility laundering" to claim higher Sharpe ratios. Not less volatile — just priced less often
Fed & Inflation — 3% Core PCE, No Cuts Priced In
- CPI hot month-over-month (energy spike); core CPI tame at 2.6% YoY
- Core PCE printing ~3% per Cleveland Fed — difficult for Fed to ignore. PCE now running above CPI (historical inversion)
- Market pricing zero 2026 rate cuts despite Fed dot plot guiding to one cut
- Fed minutes split: most members would cut through an energy spike (historical pattern); minority hawks want to hold or hike
- 10-year yield 4.4% — historical boundary. Above 4.5% equities tend to sell off sharply
- Consumer sentiment at multi-decade lows. War + high gas + AI job fears
AI — Project Glasswing Announced
- Anthropic announced Project Glasswing April 7. Coalition of 50+ organizations (AWS, Apple, Microsoft, Google, JPMorgan Chase, Cisco, NVIDIA, CrowdStrike, Broadcom, Linux Foundation, Palo Alto Networks) + $100M in usage credits + $4M donated to open-source security
- Claude Mythos Preview autonomously found thousands of zero-day vulnerabilities including: 27-year-old OpenBSD bug (TCP SACK), 16-year-old FFmpeg flaw (H.264 codec), 17-year-old FreeBSD NFS root access bug
- Anthropic will not release Mythos publicly. "Do not plan to make Claude Mythos Preview generally available due to its cybersecurity capabilities" — Frontier Red Team Cyber Lead
- NBC calling it "Vulnpocalypse." Anthropic now 50-60% of AI coding token share
- OpenClaw friction: Anthropic cutting off subscription-bundled access for heavy OpenClaw users, forcing them to API pricing (10x cost). Simultaneously releasing competing agent product
Political Risk
- Polymarket: Democratic sweep at midterms now better than even odds
- Trump losing MAGA base support (Tucker, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly publicly splitting from administration)
- Dem sweep implications: non-stop investigations, potentially higher taxes, more public services — negative for stocks
China — The Quiet Winner
- China helped bring Iran to the negotiating table
- Trump administration removing China hawks from national security roles. Reporting suggests move toward more conciliatory posture
- US military supply chains heavily dependent on Chinese components — can't make missiles without Chinese help
- eIBD cover story: China's AI ambitions hinge on chip technology control. US firms have the goods but also a "big weakness"
- Multipolar world emerging — US sphere, China sphere, mutual trade. Gulf states hedging