Weekly Signals · March 30, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
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Weekly Signal Report · March 30, 2026
MACRO REGIME
🔴 Inflationary Bust
Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets.
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CANARY SYSTEM
🔴 Ultra-Safe
4/4 signals negative
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MODEL CONSENSUS
🔴 Bearish
Canary system in Ultra-Safe mode — all systems defensive
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INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W)
| TICKER | ASSET | SCORE | SIGNAL |
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| SPY | S&P 500 | -1.1810 | BEAR |
| QQQ | Nasdaq 100 | -1.2486 | BEAR |
| IWM | Russell 2000 | -0.9209 | BEAR |
| DIA | Dow Jones | -1.2486 | BEAR |
| VEA | Intl Developed | -1.0482 | BEAR |
| EEM | Emerging Markets | -0.9855 | BEAR |
| GLD | Gold | -0.6546 | BEAR |
| TLT | Long Bonds (20yr) | -0.6877 | BEAR |
| IEF | Mid Bonds (7-10yr) | -0.3407 | BEAR |
| DBC | Commodities | +4.2405 | BULL |
| XLE | Energy | +4.4138 | BULL |
| TIP | TIPS | -0.2038 | BEAR |
| BITO | BTC - BITO | -2.3942 | BEAR |
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