Weekly Signals · March 23, 2026 · Inflationary Bust
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Weekly Signal Report · March 23, 2026
MACRO REGIME
🔴 Inflationary Bust
Growth weakening, inflation sticky. Defensive real assets.
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CANARY SYSTEM
🔴 Ultra-Safe
4/4 signals negative
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MODEL CONSENSUS
🔴 Bearish
Canary system in Ultra-Safe mode — all systems defensive
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INDEX MOMENTUM (13612W)
| TICKER | ASSET | SCORE | SIGNAL |
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| SPY | S&P 500 | -0.4647 | BEAR |
| QQQ | Nasdaq 100 | -0.3159 | BEAR |
| IWM | Russell 2000 | -0.4207 | BEAR |
| DIA | Dow Jones | -0.7612 | BEAR |
| VEA | Intl Developed | -0.4404 | BEAR |
| EEM | Emerging Markets | -0.2151 | BEAR |
| GLD | Gold | -0.7386 | BEAR |
| TLT | Long Bonds (20yr) | -0.4700 | BEAR |
| IEF | Mid Bonds (7-10yr) | -0.1861 | BEAR |
| DBC | Commodities | +3.4353 | BULL |
| XLE | Energy | +3.5909 | BULL |
| TIP | TIPS | -0.0606 | BEAR |
| BITO | BTC - BITO | -1.1155 | BEAR |
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